WE LOVE AMY SCHUMER 

Voor wie haar niet kent: Amy Schumer, Amerikaanse comédienne. Bekend om haar grappige sketches, waar wij van de redactie altijd heel hard om moeten lachen.

  1. “All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up”
  2. “I went home with this French guy because he said something adorable like, ‘I have an apartment'”
  3. “Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty”
  4. “Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I’ve never woken up and been like ‘what is this Pilates mat doing out?'”
  5. “I am a hot-blood fire and I am fearless”
  6. “It’s work having a vagina. Guys don’t think that it’s work, but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night, it’s like getting it ready for its first quinceañera, believe me”
  7. “I usually feel pretty good about myself. I know what I look like. You’d bang me, but you wouldn’t blog about it… It’s fine”
  8. “I’ll never forget the day I realized I wasn’t quite the Ford model I thought I was”
  9. “Khloe lost half her bodyweight. Like Khloe lost a Kendall…”
  10. “I finally just slept with my High School crush. But now he expects me to go to his graduation. Like I know here I’m gonna be in three years”
  11. “My ex-boyfriend, he was really into family… He’d never come on the road with me on the weekends ‘cause he wanted to spend time with his wife”
  12. “We have to be a role model for these little girls. Because who do they have? All they have literally is the Kardashians”
  13. “The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh”
  14. “You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I’m druk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbecue”
  15. “We’re going to have 2 mimosas. Hold the orange juice”

Na het zien van het volgende filmpje, lagen wij helemaal in een deuk! Wij kunnen namelijk alleen maar dromen van een date met Bradley Cooper…  *zucht*

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